Episode [2.20] – “It’s About Time”

July 4, 2015, Gerf Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“Is there some sort of epic pony war in the distant future or something?”

“Actually, I’m from next Tuesday morning…”

Twilight Sparkle is visited by her future self who tries to convey a message of great importance but vanishes before being able to do so. Present Twilight, convinced the message was related to impending cataclysm, rallies all of Ponyville to disaster-proof the town in hopes of staving off any such disaster. Unfortunately, despite her best efforts, she begins to look more and more like Solid Snake her future self, a sure sign that the apocalypse is still nigh. Can Twilight solve the puzzle before next Tuesday dawns and spells certain doom for all of Equestria, or at least before Spike plows through every last tub of ice cream in the house?

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Episode [2.19] – “Putting Your Hoof Down”

June 27, 2015, Tessa Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“Woah! He’s blocking your path! What are you gonna do about it?”
“Um, politely walk around him?”
“No!”
“Gingerly tiptoe around him?”
“No!”
“Go back home and try again tomorrow?”
“No! ‘When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!”

Fluttershy comes to the realization that she’s a doormat. When motivational speaker Iron Will comes to Ponyville, she signs up for assertiveness lessons in the hopes of being able to stand up to others. It works, but perhaps a little too well…

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Episode [2.18] – “A Friend in Deed”

June 20, 2015, Weston Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“It’s true some days are dark and lonely, and maybe you feel sad, but Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn’t that bad!”

In which Pinkie Pie meets someone that she can’t convince to smile, so embarks on an epic quest to make him smile.

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Episode [2.17] – “Hearts and Hooves Day”

June 13, 2015, Gerf Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“If we can keep Miss Cheerilee and Big Mac from looking into each other’s eyes for one full hour, the love curse will be broken.”

“Only an hour? Pfff, we can pull that off in a second!”

In a desperate attempt to make sure Miss Cheerilee has a Very Special Somepony for Hearts and Hooves Day, the Cutie Mark Crusaders do everything they can to hook her up with Big Macintosh. When their efforts turn to arcane alchemical magicks, though, they quickly find themselves facing the downfall of Ponyville brought on by love-induced dereliction of duty or… (retch)… honey-bunny snuggle-babies.

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Episode [2.16] – “Read it and Weep”

June 6, 2015, Tessa Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“What’s this? ‘Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone’.”
“This is the first story in the series. I own all of them.”
“No thanks. I so don’t read. I’m a world-class athlete. Reading’s for eggheads like you, Twilight. Heh, no offense, but I am not reading. It’s undeniably, unquestionably, uncool.”

Rainbow Dash is laid up in the hospital for several days after a flying accident leaves her with a broken wing. Twilight recommends a book to her to help pass the time, but Rainbow Dash absolutely refuses to take part in such an “eggheaded” activity. But when the lack of anything else to do finally causes her to cave, she discovers to her horror that she actually enjoys it. Could Rainbow Dash actually be an egghead herself?

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Episode [2.15] – “The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000”

May 23, 2015, Weston Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“Excellent, we have a bet! Whoever produces the most barrels in one hour wins the exclusive right to sell cider in Ponyville.”

“And after we beat’cha, I don’t wanna ever see you bamba-hoozelers around here again!”

In which The Flim Flam Brothers, Flim and Flam, flimflam their way into the Ponyville cider market and attempt to drive Sweet Apple Acres out of business.

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Episode [2.14] – “The Last Roundup”

May 17, 2015, Gerf Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“I’m sorry, Pinkie, but I can’t tell y’all the truth. I just can’t!”

“Well I heard a ‘sorry’ in there, so that’ll have to do for now. I’ll get a real apology later. RARITYCATCHME”

“What Pinkie–!”

Applejack heads off to Canterlot to compete in the Equestria Rodeo Competition and bring home some prize money to repair some damage to the town caused by a certain grey pegasus. But when she doesn’t return home after the competition and intimates that she may never come back to Ponyville, her friends set off to round her up and drag her back home, kicking and screaming if need be. But AJ ain’t goin’ down without a fight: it’s going to take the Big Guns, the full force of a broken Pinkie Promise, and a high-speed chase through the desert to extract the truth from the Element of Honesty!
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Episode [2.13] – “Baby Cakes”

May 9, 2015, Tessa Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“Now, Pinkie, are you sure you really understand the responsibility of watching over two babies?”

“I can be responsible. Why, responsibility is my middle name! Pinkie Responsibility Pie.”

“But this time you need to take care of them, not just play with them. You have to be responsible.”

“Yes, I know. I will. I am!”

Mr. and Mrs. Cake have had twin foals! Pinkie is eager to play with them, and when the need for a babysitter comes up, she signs up immediately, thinking this is her chance to have fun with the babies as well as proving she’s more responsible than anyone else is willing to believe she is. But once the parents are gone, Pinkie realizes she’s got her hooves full, and this is before the twins start getting early bursts of wing and horn power…

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Episode [2.12] – “Family Appreciation Day”

May 2, 2015, Weston Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“Magic is as magic does. Just funny that way.”

The Zap Apples are in bloom, tying up all of Apple Bloom’s relatives except Granny Smith… unluckily coinciding with Family Appreciation Day.

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Episode [2.11] – “Hearth’s Warming Eve”

April 25, 2015, Gerf Season 2

This week, on My Little Pony…

“Then… this is our fault. We three tribes… we brought this blizzard to our home by fightin’ and not trustin’ each other. Now it’s destroyin’ this land, too.”

“And now our bodies will become as cold as our hearts… all because we were foolish enough to hate.”

 

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