This week, on My Little Pony… “I’ve also packed a telescope, apples, bananas, fruit punch, and my freshly-baked, homemade, triple-decker, nut-crazy vanilla cream cookies!” “I can see that. Once again, you’ve read my mind, Spike. And that is why you are my number one assistant.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t hear you.” When an eager owl […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Ugh! These namby-pamby stories aren’t getting us any closer to our cutie marks! They’re all about finding who you really are and boring stuff like that!” After yet another failed attempt to earn their cutie marks, the CMCs decide it would make sense to ask other ponies how they […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Hi, Fluttershy! I just wanted to drop by and say thank you so very much for making such a good impression on the princess today… *GASP* What is Celestia’s pet doing here?!” “I couldn’t just leave the poor thing there. She needed my help.” “Oh no. NonononononoNO! This is […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “It appears that Sheriff Silverstar and I have come to… an agreement.” “We have.” “That was the worst performance we’ve ever seen.” Everyone takes a trip out to the newest orchard of the Apple clan, and centuries of bloody historical struggle are reduced to a pie fight.