My Little Pony Rewatch Project
Deconstruction is Magic
This week, on My Little Pony… “Those girls have really done it this time! They’ve really bitten off more than they can chew! Oh, just like me… I never should have offered to watch them…” After Sweetie Belle nearly demolishes Carousel Boutique When unfortunate circumstances force Rarity to cancel the Cutie Mark Crusaders’ sleepover at […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Rainbow Dash, are you okay? You don’t look so good.” “Of course! Why wouldn’t I be okay? Everyone’s so in love with Rarity’s wings that they won’t even notice when I totally BLOW IT in the Best Young Flyer’s Competition.” Rainbow Dash is set to compete in Cloudsdale’s Best […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “What’s she doing now?” “Smelling a flower.” “HOLY GUACAMOLE! I wonder what that means!” “… Probably that the flower smells good.” Twilight is desperate to scientifically explain Pinkie Pie’s seemingly uncanny ability to determine future events based on combinations of her own body’s twitches and flutters. Many things go […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “I’m never coming out! I can’t show my face in Ponyville ever again! I used to be somepony… I used to be respected! I made dresses… Beautiful, beautiful dresses! But now everypony is laughing at me. I’m nothing but a laughing stock!” “You’re not a laughing stock, Rarity…” “She […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Welcome to the official coverage of the Running of the Leaves! You know, Spike, despite its name, the leaves don’t do any of the actual running. No, that’s left to my little ponies.” “Why, yes, Pinkie, it’s the running of the ponies that causes the leaves to fall.” “Ugh, […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Well, now that we’re friends, what if the three of us work together to find out who we are and what we’re supposed to be?” “Ooh! Ooh! We could form our own secret society!” “I’m liking this idea.” “A secret society. Yeah. We need a name for it, though.” […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Come on Spike, this is serious business. Winter needs to be wrapped up, and I’m determined to do my part. Somehow…” Twilight desperately wants to do her part to help out in an annual Ponyville tradition, Winter Wrap Up, but can’t quite figure out where she fits in: everything […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Okay! Here’s the plan. Rainbow Dash, you distract them. Good! Everyone else, we need to build an exact copy of Ponyville right over there. We’ve got less than a minute! …Zecora was right. We’re doomed.” When Fluttershy discovers an adorable creature from the Everfree Forest, she has to share […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Well, I heard that Zecora eats hay.” “Pinkie, I eat hay. You eat hay!” “Yeah, but I heard it’s the evil way she eats hay.” When Twilight discovers everyone cowering behind locked doors one day, she learns they’re hiding from Zecora, a Zebra “witch” from far-off lands whom everyone […]
This week, on My Little Pony… “Oh yeah? Well, I’m the get-alongin’ist pony yer ever gonna meet!” “That’s not even a word.” “This is going to be the bestest slumber party ever! Yay!” A doozy of a thunderstorm forces the earthy Applejack and the prissy Rarity to bunker down in Twilight Sparkle’s library. Within nothing else to […]